🪰 The Day I Battled a Houdini Fly (and Got News That Shook Me) Today was… well, something else . It all started when I was attacked by a fly. Not just any fly—this little menace had to be related to Houdini himself . He’d dive bomb me, vanish, then come back for round two like it was some kind of twisted game. It was downright infuriating. Then the fly turned on Mikey—which, to be fair, he deserved after laughing at my hysterical flailing. Picture me jumping around, waving my arms, trying to protect myself from this unprovoked aerial assault. Mikey thought it was the funniest thing ever… until he became target number two. Despite our heroic efforts, we never managed to squash the bugger. It felt like a full-on 911 emergency . And of course, when we texted Miranda to come rescue us, she was in the shower. Perfect sitcom timing, right? 📞 And then—my phone rang… Ryan, my boss, said he wants to sit down Wednesday and *have a talk.* And just to calm me down, he...