Xander and the Soda Can of Doom

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Xander and the Soda Can of Doom

Picture it: O’Reilly’s, August 23, 2025, Saturday, 2:35pm.

Xander walks up holding a can of Dr. Pepper and asks if I had shaken it. I said no.

Then he asked John if I had. Like he didn’t believe me. How could he doubt me? I would never.

So I said, “Let me see it.” He hands me the can, and I shake it like the gremlin I am, then hand it back and walk away giggling.

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with the autism, or you’ll get the gremlin.

– Signed, Your Resident Work Gremlin

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